Mom isn’t impressed

Bet you weren’t expecting that (F)

I woke up and was straight horny, but you weren't there....

If it’s not red by the end, you weren’t doing your job

Husband was visiting friends and my bulls weren't available -

In case you weren't already looking at them

My ex said they weren’t big enough for him [reveal]

Somebody told me you weren’t having a good day, I came here

I hope you’re impressed by its size

Have you ever called someone a cocksucker? Well you made the

Do you think Violette's impressed with your size? You'd be a

You weren't thinking of quitting were you? Well, let me just