I may not be Irish but I have a nice cock for you to kiss anyway

May not be big, but it’s functional 🥳

If you can see me, thank me🙏 because with the cr4p you have

Have you eaten yet? If you haven't, I have something for you

If the thing in your pants twitched a little...I have something

If the thing in your pants twitched a little...I have something

May not be perfect but still fuckable

You may not be Santa, but I'll still sit on your lap ;)

If you’re hungry, I have something for you [51yo]

May not be massive, but big enough for some fun??😏

May not be perfect, but I’m perfect for you

If you’re looking for something big to play with, I may have