It won't be a date if it doesn't end like this ... Or will it

If it doesn't hurt it's not good

If it doesn't hurt it's not good

If it's not messy....you're not doing it right :)

if it's not sloppy, i'm not doing it

It's not a good day if it doesn't start that way, right? [OC]

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms, it

Why bother if it doesn't hurt a little?

If it doesn't hurt a little then why bother 🤷‍♀️

It's not a successful first date if it doesn't end like this