Everyone told me not to post this.. Hope you like :)

That's how I like to wake up in the morning

You spend the night at your “straight” friends house and

I told him that if he moaned too much, it would wake up my roommates

I told him that if he moaned too much, it would wake up my roommates

I told him that if he moaned too much, it would wake up my roommates

I told him that if he moaned too much, it would wake up my roommates

I told him that if he moaned too much, it would wake up my roommates

I told him that if he moaned too much, it would wake up my roommates

Can’t stop beating my goon stick. My ass hole is twitching

Can't wait for my roommates to get back to the dorm 😋

My friend's 19yr old son found my Reddit and discovered I'm a