original post: https://redd.it/m6gx2u
Male!Bella and Edward - You're a weirdo.
twilight by Firespawnable
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You take one look at me and know you’re already hopelessly
You still remember how smart and straight and masculine you used
And once you're out, that's when I'm really gonna fuck you
You sniffed poppers and now you're porn.
You’re doing great my baby girl shake that tight fuckable body
You hit it off well with this cute cosplayer at the convention.
You’re just an afterthought to your wife, you can’t compete
You’re on the PlayStation and now you’re not 🤭
You’re already drooling and leaking you’re so pathetic sissy
You are nothing beyond your money to me and honestly you're barely