Say ME I you are smaller than my cell phone you pathetic bitch,

I need a small metric to measure you 😂

I need a smaller metric to measure you!

ohhh if your shrimp is smaller I will have to tie you up and

You couldn't measure up to my toy... I will make you sit on it!

Your pp is microscopic could I even measure it?

Let me know your size and let's see if you're smaller than my

This is not you! You're smaller

I laugh at all the guys whose cocks are smaller than 8 inches

Anything smaller than 4 inches is useless to me

let's measure that crap in public

You take pride in something smaller than 7 inches? I pity you