I finally built up the courage to tell my girlfriend about my

[Story] After weeks of swiping, your mom finally found a guy

Last weekend your mother went out to the club with her girlfriends

Your bully crashes your little sisters birthday party and sends

Your little sister has always had a crush on your bully, so she

Your mom has been invited to your bully birthday party today,

Your bully decided it was time for him to settle down, so he'd

Your bully decided it was time for him to settle down, so he'd

I forgot to bring cake to my bully's birthday party...

It was sister's 18th birthday, we all ready at home to suprise

You were talking a lot of shit for a guy who's gf is getting

Your birthday party was a success! Well, until your mother crashed