My friend and I made a deal. He paid for my ticket to the convention,

Seems like you're going to have to do everything by yourself.

When I posted this to shitposting, I did not expect people to

UFC fighter paid by fans to convince fan to drink his own piss

What did he expect that was going to happen?

expect the unexpected

My wife was so nervous about her zoom call with her boss in which

I was part of the last round of human trials for a new gender

i can't believe i paid $50,000 for this bullshit

You had a class with this girl who was quite a tease. You discovered

You must of been paid by now to spoil me, I expect you to obey

your younger sister has been acting weird since she found those