Looking for a seat

I'm looking for a seat, can I use your face?

How's my ass looking from this angle?

my ass looking mad fat here

My ass is looking for a new seat

how's my ass looking these days?

Looking for a seat. Is your face available?

Looking for a new seat

How’s my ass looking these days

how's my waist to ass ratio looking?

Looking for a face to sit on with my fat ass

Your face sure is looking rather seat-like :-P