She has morning class, I have morning wood

You just found a slut in the wood!

Can I have your morning wood?

Am I too young for your morning wood?

Could I wake up to your morning wood?

Is your morning wood hungry?

Can I please help you get rid of the morning wood

Is your morning wood happy to see me?

Ready to take care of your morning wood

take your morning wood out on me

I woke up ready for your morning wood

My lips need to study your wood