Good morning, eat my ass

Good morning to you…but only if you eat ass!

Eat my ass first thing in the morning

Do you eat ass in the morning too?

Hold her up so I can eat her ass, honey!

I eat his ass first thing in the morning

No sweetheart, your bully coworker didn’t destroy my ass on

Morning ass. Come here and eat it

Looking for a friend to eat my ass every morning

If I told you that my ass only smells in the morning, would you

If I shoved my smelly ass right under your nose this morning

Eat me this morning!