My ass needs a seat

May I have a seat on your lap?

Your pretty face looks like a comfy seat for my goth ass

May I take a seat

Searching for a different kind of seat

Let me seat on your face

Your face looks like the perfect seat for my big goth ass

Mommy wants to use your face as a seat

As long as you have a face my goth ass will have a comfy seat

May I have a seat

Looking for a seat

I need a new seat!