I told my bud no gay stuff this time, but he got me all turned

My bud saw my girly ass and pinned me down saying it's not gay

My roomie doesn’t mind gooning to my girly ass, there’s no

Bro you literally have such a fat girly ass. It'd be gay not

My bud said he's gonna impregnate my girly ass whether I like

My ass is pretty girly, so it won’t be gay, right bro?

It's not gay if you're trying to get my girly ass pregnant

It’s our monthly boys trip. It’s not gay that your ass is

it's not gay if you lose a bet, especially if you have a fat

See, bud? Your ass is so fat and girly that it's not even gay

“I mean how can it be gay if your ass is so big and girly?

It's not gay, okay? My bud just gets so horny when we goon that