Back when I was an Uber driver this is how I’d get my 5* rating.

Can I be your boober driver today? 😜 [GIF]

Could I be your boober uber driver?

Could I be your boober uber driver?

Uber driver picked us up from our first college party.

Could I be your boober uber driver?

If you need a ride, I'm a safe driver

would you take a ride if i were your uber driver?

I’m your boober driver

Daddy calls me his boober driver when I do this

I’m your boober driver

Tonight I’m your boober driver 🚗