When the cat's away... I WILL play with my own kitty! Oh, also

When the wife is away, my medium Chance from Bad Dragon comes

When the wife is away, he gets to play.

When the cat's away, the mouse will goon to his 55" tv

When the husband is away the wife shall play!

When the husband is away the wife shall play!

When the husband is away the wife is gonna play!

When the husband is away the wife is gonna play!

When the husband is away the wife is gonna play!

When the husband is away the wife is gonna play!

When the family is away, mom will play (OC)

When the husband is away, the wife will play... With others ;)