Remember those old Shake Weights commercials? Just think of it

My bustyboy bro said that if I am not gay, I won't be distracted

with you looking like that it would be gay if we DIDNT have a

"Bro stop looking back while you do that, you're gonna make it

When me and bro found that we are all alone in the house. We

Stop looking back bro you're gonna make it gay

*looking down and moaning* “oooohhh shittttt you’re doing

I was not sure the first time. But my beo said "Its not gay as

It’s not gay to drain me first thing in the morning bro, you

It’s not gay if you want to help my cock out first before i

Bro I promise it’s not gay if you’re not looking at my face!

Its not gay if im just trying to find a chill longterm bro who