Martin was horrified when he got this text from his girlfriend.

I was so tired of my life that I decided to give it to my cat.

29 Shower time after a hot sweaty run. Care to give me a hand

Care to give me a hand? Or two?

Doctor's recommendation? A vitamin D boost. Care to help?

I need some vitamin D, care to give me some

Care to give me a sensual up and down, daddy?

I need some vitamin D, care to give me some

I need some vitamin D, care to give me some

I need some vitamin D, care to give me some

Too glam to give a damn, and too scandalous to care.

I DON’T care about dick size. I'm going to give it my all