What do you like more? My new dress, or what’s underneath

What should I dress up as for Halloween?

My new alter ego? What should we call her? 💗😙

my fingers and all my toys aren’t enough anymore. i need big

What should I clean up next?

My neighbour just entered my room while smoking, what should

My ex came over while i was gone and took all my toys. So i let

All my coworkers always wonder what it looks like without clothes

My wife Kathy said “Growing up I never aspired to be a Playboy

My wife Kathy said “Growing up I never aspired to be a Playboy

All my toys became to small

All my toys became to small