Here's what happens after i play on reddit...(f)un fact-sent

Left work early to come home and fuck my toy 😈

My cousins were all in my room talking about “she got a fat

She left early because she had "work" on a Saturday

Sent this to my gf at work today. Guess who left work early?

I left work early for this !💙😵‍💫

She left work early for this...

[M] Left work an hour early to record this for the ladies in

Left work early.

Went to work early in the AM and got a text shortly after I left

Left work early to rush home to this. Life is much better as

Left work early to make a mess for you. Who wants to cause the