Let Porn fuck your brain into a jiggly, sloppy, gooned mess.

I’ve never had sex on the first date. Would you let me drain

It was the first time I had ever seen a big dick like this. I

Even a Chicago snow storm won't stop me from exposing myself

I wonder why I never get anything done when I work from home

This is why I never wear a bra

Up and down~ Repeat again! Porn needs you dumb, breedable and

Do my giant boobs melt your mind?

So full I had to empty stop my shopping and empty in the bathroom

She knows she's nothing but goon fuel for gooners to pump themselves

We really need to stop meeting like this…

Bud said he wanted our friendship to be deeper, but I didn’t