“Woah who’s this girl in Mark’s bed, she kinda looks like

Would you fuck me next? Or would you be on the bed next to me

After a long night of drinking my roomate passed out and I fuck

After a long night of drinking my roomate passed out and I fuck

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck

I'd only kick you out of bed to fuck you on the floor.

Would you kick me out or fuck me if you woke up next to me in

On my nineteenth birthday I wished for a giant dick, the next

"Suck him Sunday" is my favorite day of the week, without a doubt!

"Suck him Sunday" is my favorite day of the week, without a doubt!

Holy fuck last night was crazy! I woke up in a strangers bed

“Dude we need to have a serious talk” we live in the same