[M/S] Sorry mom but you did volunteer...

“Oh, sorry honey! I didn’t see you there, this cucumber just

I’m a mom that uses the kitchen for more than just cooking.

sorry mom

"Shit! Sorry mom. Didn't realise you were in the shower" me walking

Sorry Dad, Im the man of the house now, step mom is mine now

I’m sorry Brandon your mom was just begging for it

All the anger your mom had for your bully was gone when she saw

"Mom is very busy with son, sorry Dad"

Im sorry mom but your daughter is a slut

Do guys even like mom bods

Sorry, your mom's busy