Practicing clapping my cheeks for the next time I get to sit

Need someone to sit on my lap, taking applications ;)

Can I sit on your lap?

I need someone’s lap so I can sit a lil bit..

Evening, would love for someone to sit on my lap

I wanna sit in someone’s lap, could be yours

What do I have to do to get someone to sit on my lap?

I have to sit on someone's lap to be comfortable

What do I have to do to get someone to sit on my lap?

Preparing to sit in someone’s lap to make their 🍆 disappear

can someone sit me on their lap please?

I was so worked up today.. Someone wants to sit on my lap?