Why would Ted say this?

Adults used to say: "Knives are not toys!".

Boinggg…my nipple just popping out to say hi.

maybe i'm too fair for u but still young & tight

Happy "Fuck her Friday," men of Reddit! 🍆 Wanna shove your

I've shot that far before 😳

Are you a married guy looking at my nudes? Just say Y or N F40

Would you say my hips makes me sexy?

I always knew I felt good when he felt good but I never knew

If you're older than 20, say "yes" and I'll send u something

Say "yes" if you'd fuck a big girl

If you're over 20 and you'd like to replace my toy with your