Always expect the unexpected!

Damn it,I always fall for this!

Always strip when angry

Adria Rae was a petite, curvy brunette with small nipples and

My roommates always complain about my loud orgasms :( Do you

Always expect the unexpected

People always complain about my tattoos but I think they compliment

Always protect your eyes during an eclipse

Always Expect The Unexpected!

I always knew cheese was a good bait

My backdoor is always left unlocked for unexpected anal visitors

When facing unexpected events, always aim towards your goals.