Hello x

Why don't bananas ever get lonely? They always have their peelings.

Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It found out the lime

say hello if i can send u more nudes

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling

Bend me over a little more why don't you? ;)

Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of

Why don't you slide in?

Why be moody when you can shake yo booty

You should have called me earlier

Mild but still wild