Call me fed ex because I’m dropping off a package 😏

Call me an amateur, but I work it like a pro [oc]

They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....

Call me orange juice because this pussy is fresh squeezed!

Call me an artist bcos I just gave you a magnificent facial

Call me a beaver because I'm dying for your morning wood 😝

Call me a beaver because I'm dying for your morning wood

call me a blunt because i like to be passed around after a smoke

Call me Mount Fuji, because this was an eruption 🍆💦🤤

Call me an exhibitionist, but this mommy doesn’t care who sees

Call me your bitch because I love taking doggy

Call me a cowgirl because I’m going to milk him dry