Call me taylor swift because i'm feeling 22... and this birthday

They Call me a drum... Because I Need Somebody to Tap me....

Call me Alabama Man because my sister makes me cum.

Call me Venus flytrap, because I trap :P

Would you help me fulfill my dreams of being double stuffed?

Call me a beaver because I'm dying for your morning wood 😝

Call me a thief, because i am here to steal your attention

Call me jell-o because I like to jiggle

She calls me her daddy because I am

Call me an exhibitionist, but this mommy doesn’t care who sees

Call me an exhibitionist but…wait, yeah I am

Call me your bitch because I love taking doggy