I gotta earn myself the cream pie

Riding should always end with a cream pie, right

Doing everything I can to earn my cream pie

This is how I earn myself a big cream pie

This is how I get myself a cream pie every time

His face tells me I’m about to earn myself a cream pie

This is how I earn myself a cream pie

He bent me over and told me that today I have to earn myself

Hoping my riding skills earn a sweet cream pie

I couldn't just stand there and watch... I had to have the cream

This was such an unexpected cream pie, I just wanted to get myself

This is how I earn myself a deep cream pie