Five minutes into a "straight" goon session after you told your

My Goon bud invited me over for a study session, but we got distracted

Need a hung goon bud to pound me like a fleshlight during our

5 minutes into me and my bud's "straight" goon session.

me 5 min into the straight goon session with my bud

He promised me that this goon session was straight, so I put

How every "straight" goon session with my bud ends up these days

Ever since I first showed up to a goon session looking like this,

Me looking at my bud 10 minutes into our goon session, wondering

If I showed up to our goon session looking like this, would you

Wait bud.. I thought this was a straight goon session.. why are

Nothin to see here, just me and a bud 2 minutes into our totally