I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I need a face to sit on

let me sit on your face :)

I just want to sit on your face!

Anyone have a face I can sit on?

Drop a 😈 if you would like me to sit on your face

Can I sit on your face, please?💖

I want to sit on your face so you can eat me for dessert 👅

Can I sit on your face, please?

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

I really want sit on your face right now

can i sit on your face