Alison Brie is meant to dance, that's why God gave her parts

month ago I was on a business trip and asked a colleague from

He said his wife doesn't go back there!

I met a couple at the bar who invited me to be their unicorn.

Just about to start my first year, hope I'll find some friends

Can you give it to me multiple times in a row?

Why do you think all your friends are always so eager to give

always a fun ride with 'em pulled to the side

Texts From Your Wife's 'Girl's Night Out':

always remember your place

Waking up from my nap… it’s always like this.

Why my baths take so long