i need somewhere to sit this. can you help?

I need somewhere to sit this. Can you help?

I need somewhere to sit this. Can you help?

I need somewhere to sit this. Can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

It’s Valentines Day so i need somewhere to park this, can i

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face??

I need somewhere to park this- can I sit on your face?

Come over quick! I lost my pants and I need somewhere to hide

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Need something harder to sit on, can you help?