Help! I'm in need of a [f]ace to sit on. Can you help?!

i need somewhere to sit this. can you help?

I need somewhere to sit this. Can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

I need somewhere to bounce these, can you help?

I need somewhere to park this- can I sit on your face?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Need a bwc to sit on, can you help?

Need something harder to sit on, can you help?