When your butts so big your shorts end up like this constantly

is it your shorts?)

is it your shorts?)

Your gym trainer took you into the wrestling room. Once you started

Hey daddy('s) You got to trim your bush 🤢- I can literally

Your short pecker could never reach my holes

short people always want what they can’t handle. Stay on your

The mom that will suck your cock and ask to wear your shorts

POV: moments after a hike where you catch me glancing at your

imagine you lying down in your shorts and me coming up like this

Your new favorite shorts

Your short pilot reporting for duty ;)