My mom loves a guy with foreskin that is why she had me circumcised.

Your innocent, nerdy, virgin girlfriend told you she wanted to

My bully beat the fuck out of me, and I told my girlfriend who

Your bully told me he'd leave you alone if he fucked me, but

You shouldn't have told her your bully has a big dick ;)

When your bully told your mom that he'd leave you alone if she

Your bully is your girlfriends ex, and she has always told you

Your virgin girlfriend told you she wanted to wait till marriage.

My bf's bully landlord was threatening to evict him for bullshit

Your girlfriend is in the same group for a biology project with

you told your gf you always wanted to try this position and the

“Leave him a little surprise… “ I told your bully