Your view before I use your face as a seat

Your face looks like a comfy seat! Don’t mind if I do.

I googled “the best seat in the house” and a picture of your

Your face looks like the perfect seat!

Waiting for you to offer me a seat...on your face

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass

I know your face will make a perfect seat 😏😈

I need a new seat.. how about your face?

Your face = my seat :)

I’m looking for a seat, can I use your face?

Mommy wants to make your face her favorite seat

Can I borrow your face as my seat?