Can I use your face as a seat

could I use your face as a seat?

I need a seat, is your face available?

I need a seat, can I borrow your face?

Mind if i use your face as a seat? 😏

Your view before I seat on your face

That tease before I take a seat on your face and smother you

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face is my seat though

Your face is a good seat for me

Your face is a better seat

I think your face would be a better seat