original post: https://redd.it/lsbixr
When you're giving an oil massage, don't forget the boobs!
boobs by shattered-porcelain
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When you’re done with work and your clothes for the week...tgif.
when you're trying to get out of bed and the wife reaches underneath
When you're on E and need to fill up the tank
When you're so AGP that your own reflection is the only sissy
When you're out slaying demons and don't have a dildo, a katana
When You're On E And Need To Fill Up The Tank
When you’re morning wood is still going strong in the afternoon
You like it when you’re home alone with Mommy don’t you?!
When you're horny at school so sneak off to the restroom 😇
When you’re horny AF and he’s just enjoying the view and
You're a loser & a virgin, don't forget that.