original post: https://redd.it/1c9u3u4
She can’t stand being abandoned
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Hopefully she'll wear something that makes your stains stand
Stand Up For Another Round
I hope he made a copy...
One night stand
You're just hoping she doesn't figure out she can make you pregnant
what?! are u gonna help me or just stand there???
Imagine all your loads dripping off my ass as I stand against
Ever wonder what your favorite bikini baristas do when the stand
Am I doing a good job of making that cock stand up?
Self-control? She doesn't even go here. 😂 My ass has SANTA
Well don't just stand there drooling... get to work!
I went into an abandoned house, because it was so hot I couldn't