So you asked for me to get it out.. are you just gonna stand

Your girlfriend joked that your roommates cock was at least twice

Your Girl Needed A Job So You Ask Your Boss To Give Her An Interview.

When a group of super nerdy guys says hello to you and your wife

Your roommate sent you a video “hey man you gf came to visit

You always brag to your roommate about your girlfriend’s blowjob

You, Jade. Came back from college on break, to see your mom in

So... you think you want to be one of mine???

You wanted to have sex with out women…so you asked your wife

When your roommate works from home so you have to be his secretary

His alarm clock is my mouth

Your gf wasn't answering her phone so you texted her roommate