Have Your Cake And Eat It Too

Happy new year! 1st Jan is also my birthday, and the best gift

If you wanna eat all this cake, I hope you have a big appetite

Come eat my cake 🍰

My rice cake is ready to eat for you, honey

Welcome to the all-you-can-eat cake buffet

If you wanna eat all this cake, I hope you have a big appetite

this is a full cake... are you hungry enough to eat it

Bring your appetite, there’s alot here for you to eat!

Did you bring your appetite, if so I've got a whole cake for

All these cake and no one to eat with

What would you do with my big pakistani booty? (a) Spank it (b)