🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨Ken Griffin has been arrested.

Ape drinks his own piss after stupid bet. (WARNING⚠: It's gross).

Gentlemen, how much do you already know?

Always

Rantz.

A little sh!tpost to get hyped for shareholder meeting. NSFW

JPOW starts an Only Fans w/ Bill Pulte

BUCKLE UP!

Wall St analysts doin their magic