Nothing gay about ending up like this with your bud at the jerk

Told my bud about my break-up so he let me know it’s “totally

I told my bud it wasn’t gay to wear a skirt to our goon session,

My bud told me it's not gay to help him out, so I let him pound

Had some drinks right before the goon session with my bud, this

Thought my bud was sharing porn, so I told him what I wanted

I didn't believe my bud when he told me that pineapples would

My bud told me it wasn’t gay if he was dressed like a slut

My bud told me it wasn’t gay if I had a pussy. I said I didn’t

My bud told me to come over, when I did I found him dressed like

When I told you I needed a blowjob, I didn't expect you to offer!

I'm not gay but when my bud told me that his girl had been withholding