A drunk bro of mine messaged me after a night out on Halloween.

If you’re an ass guy, does mine look tasty to you?

Do you think mine would be tasty if you were an ass guy?

Your ass is mine

Tell me the first first that comes to mine when you see my ass

If you are an ass man, how do you feel about mine?

Dear ‘Ass Guys’ as an expert what do you think of mine

are you an ass expert.. what are your thoughts on mine?

are you an ass expert.. what are your thoughts on mine?

How do you have a drunk slut with an ass like mine, and then

Come fuck this white ass of mine

This plump ass of mine made it easy for him to fuck me senseless