That's not how you play baseball

That's not how you greet a fine young lady!

That's not how you eat a cucumber

that's not how you're supposed to inflate a catheter balloon

That's Not How You Play Soccer!

You work very hard, let me show you how much I appreciate you

That's not how you stop kids fighting

that's not how you spell- nvm

That's Not How You Play Soccer!

That's Not How You Play Soccer!

I want to make you feel amazing, Daddy. Let me show you how much

How to start your Saturday: Let me sit on your face