They're a bit heavy but is it ok if I drop them on your face?

Your POV before I slap your face with this!

They look even bigger when I drop them on your face

*slaps your face with it*

They're quite heavy. Could I rest them on your face for a second?

they are quite heavy. Do you want me to put them on your face?

Them in your face as I ride that d

Slap your face with it

Slap your face with it

They should be slapping your face instead

Your wife doesn't shake them in your face

Your dream Sunday: Waking up, kneel down and let me slap your