[24] I’m always cranky when I have to wake up early, but Dad

It was early morning, around 7 A.M., when my alarm went off.

Every time your wife invites me for dinner she orders you off

It's almost bedtime...I like to go to bed early and have fun.

You come home early and find your dummy son on your bed rubbing

Wife’s in bed early!

Sleeping over at my friends house after school again. I really

Oh well, I did not mean to show you that this early. Consider

Caught hubby watching me after I got out of bed early to go wake

[33] Wife went to bed early…

You came home early and caught me like this in your bed. What's

Sneaking under your stepdaughter’s bed sheets early in the