So this beautiful man was walking across the street from my place

Guess who wasn't wearing panties today. (f)

If you happened to see me out in public, would you ever guess

Home from work, would you guess I wasn’t wearing underwear?

If you saw me in the store would you guess I wasn’t wearing

I wonder if anyone noticed I wasn't wearing any underwear today

Guess who’s not wearing underwear?

I wonder if anyone noticed I wasn’t wearing any underwear

I wonder if anyone noticed I wasn’t wearing underwear

"Do you believe me now?" I said as I revealed I wasn't wearing

The crotch of my leather pants tore and I'm not wearing underwear…

I wasn’t wearing any underwear