At my SIL’s and didn’t bring a dish for dinner. Think I should

Sorry I forgot to cook dinner how about ypu eat me instead?

Eat me instead of dinner

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Cancel your dinner plans and have me instead

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Eat me instead of dinner

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Instead of dinner

Skip the late dinner, eat me instead